gregmintonsteeth
gregmintonsteeth
gregmintonsteeth

Everything about this shot is perfect. Chip Somodevilla deserves a fucking Pulitzer for this: photographic timing, capturing the pocket square in the background, everything. I love this so much.

12th man hates 13th amendment.

Got it in one.

They’ll feel it, but by the time they do, the next president will be in and the blame will go to them LMFAO...

It’s so funny, GOP base loves supporting them cause of their at-home, hot-button issues (Them abortions, them gays, them immigrants), but when something that clearly affects them negatively, they look right past it. Just the most ignorant group of people on Earth.

Sadly, it changes nothing. Fox News and other media outlets owned by the conservatives will start pumping out statements about elitists in their ivory towers trying to take things away from hard working Americans, they’ll phrase it as individuals misunderstanding what it means to be a real American dealing with

“Also, Paulie Trump could do anything. Especially run up bills on the joint’s credit. And why not? Nobody’s gonna pay for it anyway...It doesn’t matter. It’s all profit. And then finally, when there’s nothing left, when you can’t borrow another buck from the bank or buy another case of booze, you bust the joint out.

Hamilton, Hamilton, Hamilton. You just don’t understand how to run government like a business. That’s what the GOP is doing.

I lost 300 brain cells just skimming that post.

A Red Neck Fairy Tale.

Duh, It’s because y’all libtard cuck snowflakes decided your coastal elite safe space wasn’t big enough and tore down our heritage statues, causing the lucrative “foreign-born U.S. Civil War history buff” demographic to forget the war ever happened and thus have no reason to visit.

Christian people will buy anything.

This looks like a parody of a book.

Derek Jeter is setting a great example for the rest of Florida by attempting to purge the Marlins of every arm they’ve got.

He died doing what he loved: eating shit publicly.

i love how he was all like ‘i’m not a shitty person becuz the nra pays me. the nra pays me becuz i’m a shitty person’ like he was making some clever explanation

Only conservatives are unbothered by it, that’s the story.

White Boomers can’t die fast enough.

Intelligent and confident people are not only capable of admitting when they’re wrong, they welcome it as a learning opportunity.

‘Sok. she’s old. her time to ruin the world is running out.

im a floridian democrat. i’m going to raise one. her spot is easily replaced.