A promise from McConnell? Go fuck yourself Schumer you waste of fucking oxygen. When are Democrats going to wake the fuck up? This thinking that they are engaging with rational actors that have the best interests of the country in mind is anachronistic and delusional.

It’s an obvious tell that he’s one pound shy of the number that would classify him as obese according to the chart. I’m confident that they shaved the number down from whatever it is to 239.

Coldstone.

Look at that picture.

Non story. The only reason she was spotted under a highway underpass was simply because she was trying to get an interview with Johnny Manziel.

Chiefs fan here: that incompetent fuck called forward progress after Mariota got sacked behind the line of scrimmage and fumbled the ball. They got a free FG out of it that ended up winning them the game. My team are officially the Browns of the playoffs. Fuck you, Triplette. Fuck you straight to hell.

I’m more interested what he thinks about the cops that worship the Punisher and put his logo on their cop cars. That’s the most horrifying one for me.

Truly a crime, Dog.

It’s criminal that McGriff is so low.

Fake Christians stick together.

Not sure if mine will be any better at Jones and Richardson’s age (it won’t), but their generation needs to go away as soon as possible. These people hide behind what they “built” like they’re JP Fucking Morgan and Andrew Carnegie (yea, probably not human rights champs either) and pretend they’re an aristocracy that…

“BREAKING NEWS: Rich old white man prefers the company of other rich old white men.”

I know that he made it the old-fashioned way. He worked for it.

Yeah who would have guessed that a racist, sexist old white dude was going to be sad seeing another racist, sexist old white dude take a fall? I AM SHOCKED.

“Jerry is one of the really, really, really outstanding men of football that I’ve ever met, and I really admire him.”

I know that he made it the old-fashioned way.

We eyeballed the spot, we eyeballed the chains, break out the micrometer!

Big deal. FIFA has been determining outcomes with paper in briefcases for decades.

You should be seeing stars for this comment.