San Diego, you have been liberated from a greedy, assbag owner who wanted you to pay for his playground and a tone-deaf sports league that literally doesn’t care about anything other than money, revels in stupidity, and is slowly killing its players. And all it cost you was eight days a year of overpriced tickets and…

Bills fans coped with the tough loss by chokeslamming someone through a folding table and having a gangbang in the bed of an El Camino.

One of Albini’s favorite bands from back in the day in Chicago.

Ha, no. If you’re a fucking adult, the act of “re-deciding” should take about half a second.

If the bar is out of “Micropenis Cedar Mulch” brew, just pick another beer.

Counterpoint: basketball is still boring and useless, but now with one less insufferable shitstain who once sexually assaulted a woman, but got out of the charge by threatening the woman until she refused to testify.

Thats great. Hope your mom took her time with it.

Beating a woman? No problem; welcome to the team!

For a switch hitter to say this, it’s shocking.

Disgusting baseball chin human being

Yet another exciting reason to rub elbows with NFL fans at a game, especially after they've had a chance to get good and loaded first.

I have some context: The NFL is trash and so are its fans.

That wasn’t a fight. One fan was kind of talking trash, turned around because he thought it’d be some jawing, and that guy just came in and sucker punched him. That’s assault. Not funny, and the reason I don’t go to fucking NFL games with 70K Tommy Toughnuts walking around.

A homophobe?

Tax rates now (under a democrat) are the same or lower than they were under the GOP hero Ronald Reagan. All of the spin in the world can’t hide this fact.

“Do you believe in voodoo economics... YES!!!”

Damn, I can’t believe I just starred this you disturbingly beautiful bastard.

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One of the best pieces of advice I’ve gotten from my parents is that you should go to funerals. I know they can be uncomfortable, but even when someone’s grandma dies and she’s 85, it will mean a lot to that person that you’re there. I remember the faces I saw when I walked into the church for my dad’s. I’ve never…

“Stuff Happens”