McCoy, LeSean - Questionable (tipping)

More than anything else, this demonstrates under the new wild card format there's a vas deferens between squeezing into the playoffs and being stuck on the outside.

What an absolute class act. He couldn't have handled the situation any better. You really gotta hand it to Evan Meek for grooving that pitch in to Jeter.

Ray Rice gets two weeks (initially).

Architects are hopeful that this design becomes a new American Standard.

Is it possible to enjoy a lions game?

Yeah I thought of Rice when he pied that girl at the end. Dude needs to realize his own strength.

If you're keeping score at home, there are two Trojans that could have prevented this.

He wisely left out the part about forcing her to attend 8 Lions home games a year.

I've started to notice the people that say "Don't tell me how to raise my kids!" are the exact people that need to be told how to raise their kids.

MLB: Jonathan, we're suspending you for 7 games

Beat yourself in front of a camera: 7 games

All Day.

Penn state fans very concerned about protecting children, suddenly.

Kristin: Hi hun, how'd the game go tonight?

Keith Olbermann Punches the NFL In the Face, Drags It Out Into The Lobby, Sends It A Copy Of Said Punching Via FedEx, Tells The NFL That It Wasn't Really All That Bad, Leaks The Video to TMZ, Is Ordered Into Its Manhattan Offices, And Then Sits And Watches The Video With It Just Laughing His Ass Off

During pretrial, Nisbet's aviators tan gave him away has a sure flight risk.

To be fair, if anyone knows about players who did worse than Rice did, it's a Ravens fan.

I don't think he's quite graduated from The Derek Zoolander School for Kids Who Can't Read Good and Want to Do Other Stuff Good Too