Western New York has been decimated by many a hard winter and many economic challenges. The Bills are the rare unifying and uplifting (even when terrible) thing left in the area. It seems as inevitable as Lucy pulling the football from Charlie Brown that this be the final straw. It is both terrible and completely…

"I instructed him to exit the vehicle. As he did, I noticed that he was rather large in stature and appeared to be athletically fit. I mean, he was huge. But still had amazing muscular definition. With broad shoulders and hands the size of ironing boards. If you were an NFL quarterback, it would be absolutely…

hey, really great comment

The idiocy of this comment epitomizes your entire tenure at Deadspin.

I liked Vampire Weekend better the first time I heard their music, when they were called The Police.

Added perk, the size of the van provides ample distance between Jay and his unvaccinated children.

Hi, Tony Dungy!

Unshut the fuck up.

"...Tony Dungy is to blame for his opinion..."

Barrabbas, that one Roman Guard guy and some guy who flies planes or something. They're all in on the crucifixion of good, kind, Christians who are nothing more than an abused and marginalized minority in world full of persecution and hate all directed at them.

"Want bigotry? Just water it!"

*Ravens in punt formation*

Joey Harrington is still the first one that comes to mind when I see a story about a former Lions player's "sad spiral"

You get a star for having a 78 Greg Minton as your photo. He's no Al Hrabosky, but look at those amazing teeth (things that people in London say for $1000, Alex).

"Rings, the only stat that counts."

If there's anyone who needs a guide, it's Derek Jeter. Poor guy is completely lost any time he has to go a couple feet to his left or right.

I could watch that all day.

that is a trident. Old school Mariners obvs. Really hard core fans root for the Pilots though. Oh that summer of '69!

No you won't. It's over. I'm sorry.