I say it all the time, the Bears win the Super Bowl and I am done with this awful fucking sport. I hate the players, coaches, owners, administrators, NFL, NCAA... all of it. I'm just too invested at this point to quit.

Does the "z" in "titz69" make it more exxtreme?

Moland Spring > Voss Water

I never seen plants grow from no toilet.

Like, from the toilet.

You know what really changes lives, Jay? Streetlights.

It was actually "Dress as your favorite Yankee" night at the stadium. Andrew was just being Cory Lidle.

I'd make #3 be "Stop being shitheads to new and casual fans, as well as people that just don't like soccer."

Danny Cavanagh?

I like people

Jack White is reportedly pissed.

Kinsler: [hurls Molotov cocktail at Beltre, engulfing him in flames]

Actually, I thought it was a pretty classy way to let Ron Washington know there was still coke on his nose, without showing him up. Not sure why Colby Lewis is so upset.

haha, you are exactly the person on FB that everyone hates.

Say what you will about Tim Kurkjian, but by god, If everyone in our country loved each other with the same genuine passion and optimism as Tim Kurkjian has for baseball, I strongly believe we would not have any crime in our society.

I guess you could also say that women's gymnastics and figure skating have gained a foothoold with the public. I mean once every four years they get huge ratings.

So is there any reason why US and Germany can't come out and pass the ball to each other leisurely the whole game, ending on a 0-0 draw and both teams advancing? If FIFA has a problem with that, well how about not having fuckin' ties possible in a tournament?

George Carlin is on line two. from the grave. something about stealing his material? I will put him through.

Dozens of times over the last few years I've gotten what I simply dub "The Look".

I used to have a Facebook. I used the excuse that I "needed to keep in touch with people", and that was somehow the only way to do it. I realized one day that it was making me really cynical - I was only using it to argue with people when I thought they had a stupid opinion, so I got rid of it. I kept in touch with…