So wait....are you trying to tell me that arrogant, white, ultra wealthy assholes are trying to ruin an American institution? Pfffft. Whatever snowflake!

Tisk tisk for Molina’s bat flip and celebration against the Braves. The God’s of Baseball Purity are punishing the Cardinals for their sins. He even has neck tatoos! Not cool STL. Not cool. Thankfully Paul Goldschmidt plays the game the right way and has the personality of a pair of plain white tube socks. May you…

May we all have league security, officials, and personal body guards when we travel abroad. Sure...LeBron was in real danger. Fuck him and fuck the NBA as a whole. Enjoy the season!

What?

Unless they’re going to line up Ramsey at RB...this won’t help much in real time. Defenses are just going to rush the fuck outta Goff for the rest of the season...the Rams won’t even make the playoffs this year.

This was fun too!

I love Joe Tessitore creaming his jeans on the call “NO FLAGS TO BE FOUND!!!” Fuck the entire NFL.

I can tell you exactly why it got overturned. Because the original ruling of a catch & fumble out of bounds actually helped the Lions and gave them a 1st down. Had the fumble stayed in bounds and the Packers recover...well, see now that’s a catch/fumble and the ruling on the field stands.

This. Exactly. I told my Dad when we got into the 4th quarter that the refs would certainly assist GB on their next drive. I didn’t think they’d do it twice. I’ve seen this movie too many times before. Whenever the Lions would shut down Rodgers on 3rd down...the inevitable defensive holding/hands to the face will bail…

It’s difficult to take the NFL seriously anymore. I can’t think of another sport where you spend the majority of the time discussing the officiating rather than the play on the field. It’s completely controlled by the refs...as evidenced by the reduction in holding calls the weekend after Tom Brady whined about the…

People have written books on the subject. You should check them out!

Yeah....trust me. None of my coworkers at the ACLU are Trump supporters. But I digress. Go fuck yourself!

Goodbye everyone! Thanks for letting me partcipate and laugh in the face of the ridiculous world we live in. The writers and commenters are some of the smartest, funniest people I’ve interacted with on the interwebs. Take care everyone.

You know you’re a bunch of assholes when you get me to root for the fucking Cardinals. Enjoy living in Cobb County you fucking hicks.

I gotta admit...I’m starting to side with the GOP on this whole Socialism thing. For instance....late last night, my neighbors house caught on fire and guess what? Who comes knocking? The fucking SOCIALIST FIRE DEPARTMENT. Not only did they put out the fire...but get this shit...they just up and left without even…

Twitter’s home page should just say: “I liked you more when I knew you less”

What the fuck is a “Republican” in 2019?

I actually just clapped my hands at my desk. Alone. Bravo.

Eat the fucking rich. For real.

Take no prisoners. Sure. Jared’s the guy you see at the sports ball game with the fresh, authentic jersey straight from the Team Shop worn over his shirt and tie. He also uses baby shampoo.