It’s becoming easier by the day to shed the remaing family and friends who support this fucking asshole. It hasn’t been political for years at this point. It’s a moral issue. I don’t want anyone in my life that’s OK with this fucking BUFFOON, RAPIST, SERIAL LIAR. Fuck him...fuck his supporters...and fuck the GOP and…

Tweeting means he’s still alive. Fuck. Maybe the stroke will hit tomorrow.

Ellen was just doing field research for Mr. Wrong 2. Settle down, everyone.

I fucking love Washington fans getting excited about Dabo like Steve Spurrier never happened. Hook meet mouth.

I personally LOVE Conservative comedians...you’ve got Dennis Miller, this lady...and....

Reminds me I should listen to this on the walk to Happy Hour tonight

From my cold, dead, liver spotted hands!

Imagine sanctioning rural America. If the Dollar Store closes. We win.

Exactly!

It’s 100% on Acuna for going 3 for 4 with a walk and 2 RBI. If he would have went 0-4 like class act Josh Donaldson...we wouldn’t be having this discussion.

FAKE NEWS!

Hi Grandpa!

Counterpoint: Baseball players really aren’t that smart. It’s called “jock funny”

$20 he enjoyed Mad Men for all the wrong reasons.

My sincerest apologies to THE GREATEST GENERATION

It’s time for all the remaining Boomers to head to Florida...and then have Florida sink into the fucking ocean.

My Dad called me the morning after the election and said “The office of the Presidency will never be the same...it’ll forever be stained” Good Boomer, my Dad.

It’s all just locker room talk, snowflakes.

Damn it! I got excited thinking he was dead. Google ruins everything.

But first...I start out by inheriting $412,000,000 from my Daddy....then I just see what happens!