SPARTY ON!!!!

Gisele? Is that you? Go back to bed honey...I’m taking care of it all on Twitter.

Nation stunned to find out that Tom Brady (and Bill Belichick) are trolls. Film at 11.

Poor Paul’s probably got his his Jockey’s in a bunch because we’re watching the changing of the NFL guard in real time. Roethlisberger, Brees, Eli, etc are all on the way out...while being replaced by the star power of black QB’s like Mahomes, Lamar Jackson, and Prescott...you know...the style of QB they all said…

Oh I agree 100%. Profuse sweating with more rambling, incoherent, rants than normal.

Now if it were Cokie Robert who supplies his Adderall....it’d be a different tone.

Most 3G’s are out of circulation in 2019...but not this gray goateed one!

Fuck Mitch (McConnell) & Murray!

It used to be called an upper cut swing. Now it’s just measured for the fans “enjoyment”...who the fuck cares.

It reminds me of how bowling went from the actual bowler doing about 80% of the work to the ball itself doing 80% of the work. Glad people are enjoying. Not for me.

I’ve been a basball fan since 1980. Never waivered through either strike...or the Steroid Era. Season ticket holder for my team in some capacity from 1997 until 2011. Watched games every night, etc. I’ve maybe watched 50 innings of baseball total this season. If that makes me an old curmudegeon...so be it. The game in…

More Ray Ratto please!!!!!

....and the dying Boomer Ameri-conned’s nodded in agreement. I know the Fox News audience will never die off fully...but burying the majority of boomers in the next 10 years will help.

Sports radio still exists?

The Rams also have 10K more seats in that shitty stadium.

NFL tailgates are basically MAGA-light rallies. I think I’ll just watch from home and surround myself with much better company, beer, food, and my dog. No chance of a grown man named E-Rock showing up!

How many MAGA chuds does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hill’s idea is fantastic. I’d actually go back to watching college football if this happened. Imagine Bethune-Cookman v Grambling with the talent pool of Alabama/Clemson. 99% of people who enjoy watching college football didn’t go to one of the handful of schools that have a legimate shot of going to the playoff…

Fortunate (and old enough) to have seen her play with Hole on the Live Through This tour. 100% legit bad ass. She’s always been the real deal.

5. Watch the game at home with your friends and family. Let these fools shell out hundreds off dollars for the pleasure. Reduces the risk of showing up to work on Monday with a shiner like Ed Norton in Fight Club.