Adult time. You mean like the adult time her boss spends tweeting about the Kentucky Derby and SNL? Fuck you.

That shriveled, pursed face has sucked down some Virginia Slim’s in its time on Earth...

Meet the new leader of the President’s Council on Sports, Fitness, and Nutrition!

When I was 17...I was at least smart enough to know I wasn’t getting into fucking Stanford. Fuck everyone involved.

That’s exactly the point. It’s what she didn’t get out of him that made him the lying bootlicker he is.

Go over 40 years old. No one will text you..let alone after 10 PM. Problem solved!

I’m good with my modest house and possessions...having no car, no debt, low stress 30/hour week job, no commute, common law spouse + dog life. Those were all my choices. I will live by those decisions, and I’m told I’ll die alone because of those decisions. That’s all better (to me) than working 60 hours a week, being…

The majority of folks coming down to the LCA in Detroit aren’t spending money at the indepenedent bars and businesses around the arena. The Iliitch Family have surrounded the arena with a sea of their own parking decks...and filled the arena with their own shitty, overpriced offerings (Mikes Pizza, Detroit…

I still love that the city of San Diego told Spanos and the Chargers to go fuck themselves. I wish Detroit would have done that with the Ilitch Family. I’ll never set foot in that new arena.

Good ole’ Puddin’ Pants!

Yes, because saving $5 a day on a cup of fucking coffee is how Boomers bought those summer cottages, vacation homes, boats, jet skies, extra dishes for the dining room they use once a year, a second car, a shed full of power tools, mower, snow blower, piles of Christmas presents and any other bullshit thing they never…

Finger bangs would be so much more enjoyable if he didn’t have creepy little doll hands.

See you Tuesday @ 2 PM! I’m a Gen Xer so I’m super healthy!

It’s the pancake makeup, dyed fried hair, tanned skin...with a dash of racism and a touch of hatred for other strong women.

Loved Mike (More than Joel) which is sacrilege in some circles.

Damn. That’s disappointing to hear about Norm. One of my favorites.

Name one funny Conservative comedian. Go!

63 Million people thought this fucking moron would make a good President.

The same way Joe Scarborough & Mika are together. The same reason James Carville & Mary Matalin are married. It’s a marriage of convenience. It’s a marriage of influence & power. It makes for a cute media story. It also makes me wonder if any of these people have an honest fucking bone in their pasty, shriveled, old…

The forward bangs and goatee. Yikes. Agreed.