Too funny. I made a pact with myself a few months ago to turn off all cable news. I broke that promise yesterday after reading the Mueller Report. I got about 20 minutes in to MTP when a GIDDY Chuck Todd started waxing about how he couldn’t stop thinking about what an “Argo” type situation this all was...and what a…

I never thought I’d admit this...but I’m happy to have this stuck in my head for the first time in my life.

Having trouble thinking of a gift for that MAGAt in your life? I got you covered. Comes in bold Build The Wall Red with classic Caucasian white logo.

Wonder if the press will hold her feet to the fire on this? Probably not. Hell, there likely won’t ever be another press briefing.

I’m 7 pages in and all I’ve learned is that I apparently never understood the definition of the word “conspiracy”. My God...the lies Trump has told.

Nothing like having a giant glob of rice pudding set the record straight. Barr was made for the job. Matt Whitaker would have looked like Ted Striker coming in for the final landing in Airplane!

Torn right out of the HRC for Prez playbook from 2016. That worked out well.

The only thing Barr gets in front of more quickly is the buffet line.

Trump will never again have to cower in fear at a visit from a Bald Eagle...I think I know where the eagle will land next time with that head of straw hanging around. I also think he only hires people with worse hair than himself. Miller, Conway, Tillerson (RIP).....

Totally!. We play a game where someone tosses out a name and then you have to decide if it’s a Country Music Pop Star or an SEC QB. Good times!

The most troubling part of the story is that this woman is somehow 18. Yikes. Hard livin’

This is really spot on. I had 3 (that I know of) very intelligent friends who did the same thing. Voted for Stein. I’m in Michigan where some people forget Bernie actually BEAT Hillary in the primary...and then Trump took the State in the general election...and welp, here the fuck we are. I’ve read that something like…

OUR RATING ARE ON FIRE!

I’m typically against racial profiling....but if you see a middle aged overweight white man with a gray goatee...cross the street.

Poor snowflake. Just looking for a safe space.

Totally! They’re like fraternal twins....except for the whole racist and reading a book parts!

Just like the dip shit in the Oval Office!

Kudos on the 87 Topps design!

This is perfect. I walked in on a Boomer relative tuned to Fox News at some family thing last Summer...I mentioned something like..”Oh hey, watching the politics station? How are politics going today?” He muttered something about “real news or mainstream media” and continued watching. Pretty certain this is how he’s…

The gray goatee is the 21st century equivalent of a late 1960's/early 70's brush cut.