I still maintain that anyone who can clearly remember a time with no Internet is not a millennial.

Huh... I thought “Let’s Randomly Insult Musk For Our Weekly Boners” was on Wednesdays.

People complain about plotholes when they don’t enjoy a movie. In this case it’s likely they felt emotionally disconnected from everything that was happening on screen because of shoddy characters with flimsy connections. Characters and their relationships were under-serviced because the disjointed movie was packed…

People keep bringing up this is a movie about failure to somehow shield it from criticism because it somehow is breaking new ground... but Empire was about failure. In fact I’d say Empire is even more about failure because they actually failed. Han captured, Luke defeated.. you know failure. People died in Last Jedi…

And the cheerleading articles are not market manipulation?

I’ve no love for Musk, but the guy badmouthing him this morning stands to make a whole lot of money if Tesla’s stock price goes into the toilet. This isn’t news, it’s market manipulation.

“Jim Chanos, a well-known short seller and investment manager, says that the outlook for Tesla’s stock price is grim.”

Not invariably. He said he’d land rockets, he’s landing rockets. He said he’d reuse rockets, he’s reusing rockets.

Edited to add - if this is a Sinclair station:

Yeah, when you put it that way, you still sound like a giant bag of shit.

I don’t have a problem with the cars being electronically limited. I have a problem with features being unlocked or locked down when the manufacturer decides it is worthy. Knowing they can do this would influence my decision to buy one or not. Tesla is quickly falling off my desired vehicle list.

Remember when Shia LaBeouf was on the cover of Vanity Fair being called the next Tom Hanks?

He also had 12 other BMWs stored in the parking lot of the company he worked for.

Great article.

Interesting point about arbitrarily long probation sentences - extended probation is a functional deathtrap for a lot of people. I’ve legitimately seen people reset because they accrue 2-3 minor infractions over the course of multiple years - and we’re talking stuff like unpaid parking tickets. I’ve seen…

Jesus those movies did not improve. I downgraded a couple friends to backup duty because they said I’d love the first shitty transformers movie. I figured by the end of that shit show of a movie those people have no idea who I am, what I like, or what entertainment is and should be treated as such.

Were those two giant balls hanging between the legs of that robot?

Why the heck doesn’t allow (ha the Google keyboard doesn’t even care about Allo) send/receive texts? They want adoption? Make it the default SMS app on Android, with the other features also. Why not basically make iMessage (ha the Google keyboard know iMessage) for Android?

I swear to Odin and all the pantheon, do not touch my damn Hangouts, Google! I want the integrated messaging app I already know and enjoy that is not broken or gimmicky garbage. I tried Allo and hated it.

According to that scale on your map, planes are also much bigger today than they used to be.