Yes to all these, but no streams by Jerma is an incomplete list in my opinion. That guy is so funny and upbeat even when he’s playing a bad game or dealing with illness or clearly dealing with a lot of stress outside his streaming life. He puts it all beside when he streams and puts out quality stuff every single time.

If you have to fly to Switzerland for surgery in order to maximize your chance of surviving...you might live in a country with absolute dogshit healthcare options!

Yeah, I tried it out at a board game rental/hangout space with some friends (BAD IDEA FOR A DOUBLE DATE—-DO NOT EVEN THINK ABOUT TAKING SOMEONE YOU RECENTLY STARTED DATING TO A PLACE TO PLAY BOARD GAMES UNLESS YOU KNOW THE AIR CONDITIONER IS GOING TO FUNCTION EXTREMELY WELL—THE REGRET—THE REGRET)

I lost my train of…

Never seen this in my city. Had one or two with dash cams pointing at the road, but that makes total sense when you ride in a city with a lot of illegal immigrant drivers or elderly people with licenses expired long ago.

Honestly, I loved Lyft because driving stresses me out way too much (have totalled two cars in the…

I look forward to them seeing some of Patton Oswalt’s tweets after he inevitably gets hired for a voice on Ratatouille 2. HOO BOY. That is one power Twitter user who would not abandon ship if he was accused of not sailing correctly.

ehhh...I don’t agree. Unless you are so famous that people in almost every first world country know your name and your work, you will be fine 99.9% of the time on Twitter unless you are a massive dick who goes around trying to start shit and tear people down extremely deliberately.

For example, if I went to a local…

Ok, Zack, saying there “is a lot” to this update is okay, but is it engaging? Is it comparable to Ballad of Gay Tony..? Does it have the bleached, polished to a sheen style and feeling of GTA in general, or does it feel grimy and smoky like the themes in whatever they called the biker DLC from IV?

I need to know this…

Yeah it’s not necessarily funny. I think what IS funny is that in flight simulation video games, people will take the FTC position and direct flyers around and many flyers are child gamers who barely understand how to land and take off properly so yeah. Go Youtube “FTC - Microsoft Flight Simulator” and you can thank…

And people wonder why these guys get paid so much. Compared to something like your basic customer service rep job or even a manager job at a retail store, this is leagues of magnitude more stress. You’re not just directing employees to get things stocked efficiently. These are human lives on the line if paths cross or…

There are days where you write a funny article and think maybe Kotaku would like it enough to pick it up...and then you see this and you start back at Square One.

Doin me a regret.

SMASHTHESTATE

“I like this dude he make me feel better about not letting that black man buy a car from my dealership...well shit I deny them all. Good dude.”

How dare you criticize a company run by a man selifsh enough to make Paypal and tolerate how shitty it is to just about everyone who gets in a five mile radius of it.

“Today showed me I wasn’t good enough at hiding my cheating and all I can say is woops”

“we need more flavor” is definitely what I say when a group needs diversity.

Sorry, but if DuckDuckGo users get confused and type in duck.com instead, perhaps they deserve to just use Google.

Might be able to find a women only Fortnite clan or something. 

We are so isolated these days...I really don’t foresee a future in which we’re not all strapped into VR and having fake lives inside while our bodies waste away. These people are thinking playing with women is some sort of equivalent to having a real life female friend?

I didn’t read the entire article and maybe I’m…

Local Idiot Gives Company His Money, Then Regrets It and Begs For It Back.

Yeah, casinos are a scam too right? You give them your money and then you lose it! How are they still legal!?

/s