See literally every cop while interviewing Henry Lee Lucas.

Far From Home is a few months after Endgame and (I think) still set in 2023? No Way Home is set immediately after that, maybe 2024. He’s probably biologically 17ish and a high school senior.

Making Peter a fan of Captain America instead of Iron Man solves so many problems. Cap’s got the connections to get Peter a little bit of an upgrade; professional suit, access to material to make more compact webshooters, etc, but you don’t turn the character into Iron Man Jr.

a song that’s destined to be yet another barn-burner for Kid Rock’s primary fan base

And Xotar is a classic Justice League of America villain:

That plot also ignores that Romulan ships use a captured singularity instead of dilithium.

I don’t think we’ll ever go back to having voice actors starring in animated features. If they can get some big star to come to a voiceover booth and knock out lines for a week and then slap their name on the poster, producers don’t care that their voicework is shitty and boring. The publicity outweighs any artistic…

When he was on Luke Cage, he was supposed to only be a few years younger than Alfre Woodard and she’s almost seventy; she obviously looks amazing for her age, but that’s still a two decade difference.

It was also SpikeTV’s most expensive show. They realized they could churn out reality shite for almost nothing with lower ratings but higher profit margins than a solid action show that was highly rated but cost more.

Or killing most of the villains.

Fraction. I know he's sober, but he cultivates a personality like he does an insane amount of drugs.

I’ll stuff cash in an envelope and throw a stamp on it before I use crypto.

Wow, this is so clever and original; have you thought about writing for comedians?

Does TenNapel get a cut, because that’s a deciding factor in whether I pay attention to this.

He was wearing that suit when he died during Avengers Disassembled. And after he gave up the Ronin identity when he was resurrected circa Siege/Heroic Age. Until Fraction and Aja started his solo series in 2012, I think?

The one who would— oh, I don’t know, leave the world’s premiere team of heroes to help a group of ex-villains reform and become actual heroes.

She may look older because Mary Wiseman is 36 years old. Not that she's old, but Tilly is supposed to be maybe 24 now, so...

If the federal government didn’t subsidize the meat and dairy industry, steak, milk and cheese would be at roughly the same price point.

Chewing gum is non-biodegradable because artificial polymers are easier to produce than organic sources, hence gum never rotting away when it’s stuck under tables or on sidewalks or whatever.

I got bullied a lot in middle school. One kid did it because he was trying to make himself look bigger and would harass me on the bus. I ignored him and, when that didn’t work, told him if he really wanted to fight, my stop was coming up. He got off, started a fight and being two fairly non-athletic kids, it was…