Full disclosure: I have no fucking idea what that damn bird is. Goose? Duck? Some other sort of waterfowl? The PGA website calls it a goose, therefore I’m calling it a goose.

1) Who cares? We all knew the best players are getting paid under the table, pay em legit. The NCAA is such a giant charade of funneling money out of young black men’s hands to old white dudes. Paying these dude’s shouldn’t be illegal in the first place.

Man that is messed up, and right after he shoots Richie Incognito, I really think we need to take his guns away from him.

When you’re skiing down the mountain

Know the facts. Ron Bell is a lunatic. All this became an issue because Pastner did not call him on his birthday. Ron Bell admited this on a radio show. He is also a convicted criminal.

You missed the part where Bell only admitted to providing the benefits because he got upset that Pastner didn’t call him for his birthday. No, seriously.

I haven’t followed this at all, but do I have this timeline right?

He’s pretty good and probably fits better with what the Cavs are trying to do than this version of IT. Nance can dunk and shit, which is cool.

If the crowd in And 1 videos were all white, this is what you would get.

But was the National Anthem playing when he stood?

You think a 14-year-old boy doesn’t know about hand jobs..?

Maybe your son would be more comfortable with the “How to Eat Ass” post.

Nah! Tell your Son to find another website!!! Strong work Vanessa!!!

I think Malcolm Butler caught Brady and Bill Eiffel Towering a male escort, in flagrante dilecto. Just spitballing here.

Foles now holds a Super Bowl record that Brady doesnt! Most passes caught for a TD by a QB

Tom Brady: somehow the one white guy on the Pats who *can’t* catch a pass

Is there a TL/DR for this?