My 79-year old grandma had a hole in one a few years ago, Trump. You’re not special.

Man, it’s bad enough to get banned from MSG, but to be sent to Cleveland...That’s just wrong.

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How can someone this stupid understand the complexity of an NFL offense?

I’ve checked in as many as 6 hours before check in time simply by asking the front desk and pretending it’s totally normal. If you are told your room isn’t ready, I’ve found sitting in the lobby with your luggage often works to get a room early. This technique seems to work even better if you are staying in a small…

Send me to the sun.

I love that you don’t even see what you did here.

Maybe if draymon, klay, steph, and KD are all at the same orgy and contract gonosyphiherpeloids at the same time. Shit’s serious bro. They’d have to miss at least 5 games.

You know what else is a crime? Those red sneakers.

Well, I was given that information.
Yeah, sure. Fuckface.

Did you get to keep all fifty bucks, or did you have to spend some on Officially Licensed Apparel?

Not a dunk.

BUT HE DIDN’T EVEN GO THROUGH HIS LEGS

sadly enough, the children of abusers often become abusers themselves

I mean yeah, she can sing. The question is, why doesn’t she ever sing anything good?

Those are impressively bad attempts to look tough in the guys mugshots.

Wait - people think Grant Hill was an asshole? Why not switch Hill for Kyle Singler? And while you’re at it, Danny Ferry is much easier to hate than Redick.

Man, now chants at a Rangers game. This is getting Messier and Messier.

They’re like drug dealers. You’ll never get rid of them as long as there’s a demand. Who the fuck are the idiots spending good money to own a signed ball cap or sneaker, anyway?