I thought it was just me. It's the scariest thing that I've been through. It's like I jump up out of bed choking before I'm even awake. Scares the shit out of me. I'm willing to try this vinegar concoction.

At first glance, I thought the wine stoppers were something from the “adult” section. I’m terrible

At first glance, I thought the wine stoppers were something from the “adult” section. I’m terrible

+1 for the Mark Madsen alone

Agent zero.

came to Deadspin hoping the Cardinals played and also loss, left with an excruciating boner. Thank you!

Or, just maybe, it is fun to discover new places, and we love dive bars or hidden local bars and we don’t care to write yelp reviews. We’re too busy enjoying what we are doing

can we also start a “Molina” sad face scale? It keeps my hate ignited and is also hilarious since he looks like a tattooed toddler

sadly, you may really think this

All you can eat dead Cardinal soup please!

I imagine he really wanted to round the bases doing splitsnatches.

Can I finally get out of the greys? my eye lashes have come back in quicker!

Can no one tell him that his collars are too tight, and his stupid little tie knots aren’t helping. It really bothers me. - Hannah

Exactly. I love that people take the approach of, “well it’s out of control, so we can’t do anything”.

Goddamnit I'm terrible for laughing

Jesus, I love this too much

I’ve been thinking about just trying vinyl to see if I like it. I was wondering if any of these TTs have bluetooth capabilities? Is that something that makes the price jump tremendously? Any recommendations on a basic one w/bluetooth?

Gawd what?! I don’t trust him for shit

“Confirmed!”

I once moved my CD player into the spot of the center vents. Meaning I cut out the vents and stuck the ce player there because I thought it would look cool. And it did in a 91 Plymouth Laser. It was kinda tilted and closer to eye level.

But I’m somehow still in the greys.