It’s a sad day when you have to fake your own death to get away from some a$$hole and his restro.

Reminds me of the people across the street who were giving away their old refrigerator-freezer. The recipient showed up with four people in a crew cab pickup truck...with a dinky trailer. Two of the people who got out were obviously not intending to help move it. The other two wrestled it onto the trailer, strapped-it…

Not just unregulated, but biased to the advantage of the biggest businesses. We are not a true capitalism, and never really have been. 

User-interface aside, the thing that further scares me, is that Apple launched an OS update which has totally screwed my 5 year old iPhone, which worked fine in early January. When will auto makers start deciding that they can obsolete cars with a 30 second, over-the-air update? If they are more clever about it, they…

I can see stacks of used lithium ion battery packs becoming the next decade’s version of the tire dump fires. 

I hear that there are HOT deals on recent Porsches, but you might find yourself under water soon.

You must never have experienced 70's vinyl! It’s much shinier and stiffer than those seats. 

For some reason, that light blue one doesn’t have the ‘WOW’ factor that today’s NPND candidate offers. Maybe it’s because there were too many station wagons in that shade of light blue when I was growing up. 

They also need to offer an exit to anyone who somehow gets caught between the gates when they come down. Yes, that means ignoring the flashing lights and claxons, but people gotta be people!

I don’t always get into these roasts, but this one had me laughing to tears! So many colorful people addressing Mr. Whole Pallet of Pigments!

Their advice fits the same category as the people who violently complain about portrait orientation videos, when that is the most comfortable and stable way to film phone videos.

This reminds me of the time I went to the doctor in high school and said, “My ankle hurts when I run.” He replied, “Stop running.” and then didn’t respond with any indication that he was less than serious.

I have to agree that that Cadillac ad is full of sh!t! Go ahead a perpetuate the myth that rich white men work harder than everyone else. Yes, they work harder to not pay taxes. Yes, they might spend extra time at the office because they are not doing their own yardwork, laundry, cooking, dishes, housecleaning, and…

Aw geesh! What can they possibly do with my old college car crush-OH MY GOSH!!! I-, uh....(Insert drooling here). That looks GOOD!

Why didn’t they style it more like the racetrack version?

The straight fender line from the top of the headlights to the tail lights never really worked for me on these cars. In 1970-80 it would have looked great, but at first glance, it was too similar front-engine roadsters, when a mid-engine layout allows more styling creativity.

*SIGH* I’m a bit tired of people test-driving a 20+ year old car and claiming it was “underwhelming” without context. If the transmission, engine, and suspension were thrashed, your sample-size of “1" is irrelevant.

I’m thinking the car owner tried for the easy scam of “dog hair”, and then escalated to the other items when the renter told him to take a leap. The “scratches could be anything rubbing against the dash, and will probably rub out just as quickly as they were added.

I’m not a gambler, but I’d put money down that the car did NOT “stop dead on the tracks”. I’m 99% sure it was user error, with the most kind interpretation being that the car ran out of gas. This dude was NOT all there, and might not be all there when sober. 

You just showed me why I always liked the Aston V8, 3rd generation. It looks like what the Mustang II could have been.