That 270hp sounds low to me, and a quick search shows this setup should be nearly 400hp or more. Am I missing something?

Someone forgot to tell them that you can mark up a car 400% if it’s customized BY Singer, not FOR a singer!

Yeah, it didn’t make sense for them to use the base model for this stunt. I wasn’t going to look it up myself, though. 

This is America. Remember, if the corporation screws up, it’s on you to spend hours and headaches to make it right. If you screw up, it’s on you for screwing up.

Somewhere on the map is a hidden unicorn and a magic doorway to Middle Earth. You have to be ‘pure of heart’ to find either of them. (Standard fairytale loophole.)

I remember similar games with the housing market. You can pay more for a house because “it’s a reasonably safe investment”, but when the economy tanks, the more expensive houses take more of a hit, since everyone needs to live somewhere. The only way to win is to trade up during a recession or just buy what you can…

WOW! I’m impressed! That car is nothing but a literal ball of metal, yet all four tires are still tied on!

And now it is my favorite as well! 

Sure those stats look good, but you should look hard at this Jay Cutler guy! Sure, he’s a terrible quarterback, but he has never kneeled to begin a game, and his whiteness looks good with most NFL uniforms!

Praise Satan!

It’s assumed that most of their clientele have already sold their soul to the devil. No worries.

Some people would rather have that SUV-esque rear end. Think it looks better, or something. 

Why would someone let this sit in their garage and develop problems from not driving it enough? I don’t get why people think 80K is too many miles for a car from the past 20 years. I guess if you’re buying a collector’s car, then that would be the case. 

That shrine must be made of long, curving roads, or you are wasting this drivable sculpure. 

Not to mention that today’s article in not available through the NPCP link, and wasn’t on the “latest” page until after noon. And yes, I can no longer read comments on my phone during lunch, and the articles randomly jump up or down, making it hard to read. Content and comments are barely keeping me here. Site…

“No Bob, I DON’T want to hear again how you buried that mob snitch back in ‘68! Why don’t you just put your socks back on and drive me home?”

Yeah, but the 80's were when Ford launched their Quality Job 1 campaign. Does that mean that your Fairmont was better quality than other manufacturers? Or did your grandparents pay a premium for the “extra screwed” edition?

You may laugh, but I was considering purchasing some Thunderbird Supercoupe OEM swirl-pattern wheels for my ‘89 SHO in the 90's, and my mother said that all of her friends would think I was driving a Thunderbird, because that is how they identified it.

I drive the Mercedes to pick up my side chick, while I force my wife to drive the kids around in this other thing. They should be grateful I don’t make them walk! 

My brother knows someone in the insurance industry who has nightmares from the open top Geo Tracker and Suzuki Sidekicks. More people lost arms, legs, heads, and had torsos separated from the rest of them in the 80's and 90's. Their job involved looking at pictures of the carnage in the reports.