To all the devout, too-fundamentalist Christians out there, I say this: Harry is Jesus.

Looks like something a tiny rapper would drive. Lil Lil Wayne? Fourteen Cent? Lilliputian Cool J? Nicki Minajure? Andre 1200?

Isn’t Trump’s political career basically so he can use the government to intervene in his own business?

Tell me what you want out of your next car.

The trick to getting rich in America is to be rich.

I found this picture of Clarkson when he was younger:

No it didn’t. Picture of your bank statement proving it or it didn’t happen.

Bwahahah! Sadly the trickle evaporates quickly, and rises upwards again.

1st Gear: It’s called trickle down economics. It won’t happen immediately. It’s not gush down. It can take years, Years! In fact, I’m still waiting for Reagan’s tax cuts to trickle down to me. But it’s coming. It has to be coming. Republicans have been telling me for years that cutting taxes on the rich and…

This has inspired me to write a haiku:

“The hills are alive with the sound of, AAAAAHHHHHHH!”

If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving hang-gliding is probably not for you.

Hang gliding, you’re doing it wrong.

Actually, if you don’t play, your region just gets excluded from negotiations. There are enough cities and states that do it, that any corporation with a mobile production offer simply shops available deals, until they find one that best fits their business case.

You are right. Combined with longer loans, the increase in subprime auto loans is dangerous.

you know that is not the issue

Dalton threw that pick but Driskel actually came in and oh dear god he actually looked better than dalton what the fuck even is my life

Salient point. Who can forget how he carried a horrible defense full of no-talent losers on his back with a heroic 12-for-25 and 153 yds performance.

I mean technically when you no longer produce cars, and just focus on trucks and SUVs, you have eliminated new CAR smell.

“The cops said that the car’s windows were too darkly tinted and the driver...did not use his signal light.”