Ted Nugent as a person appears to suck even worse. (I don’t know him as a person, only as his public persona, which I believe is close to the real Ted.)

Hank will hound you until you relent.

This was also before rustproofing. The car won’t go if the engine is sitting in a pile of brown powder with a set of vinyl seats.

So you will condemn someone for wanting to add color to their life? As your own penalty, I condemn you to a world of black, white, gray, and light gray (silver) cars! Bwwwaaahahaha!

Some people think this game is called “KBB or Not KBB”. 

It was auto corrected from “collages”. That’s the other thing that people can do in Buffalo, and then contribute them to the art museum.

“So let it be done, posthaste.”

They won’t make it. This report is based on rumors and hearseay.

Welcome to the 1970's. Are you enjoying your time warp?

That was a circular argument.

The 2nd gen had a completely different body, interior and clutch arrangement. That’s a new model in my book. The one up for discussion is definitely 3rd gen.

No, he has a thing for the particular car in the photo. The one up for discussion is a slushbox carp.

Was Ford only getting 235hp out of that V8??? I thought Yamaha was getting more than that out of the V6 before Ford made them detune it to protect their 225hp Mustang. Between that and the crappy (carpy?) visibility out of that design, I’m not sure how they sold these as something special.

I’d like to meet the owner. Like you pointed-out, he/she seems to be the ideal person to work with when buying old cars.

A/C would bump your quarter mile time to 30s.

Unless they are Detroit Lions. They won’t catch any zebras, but will be penalized by them, anyway.

You must not be a runner, or you’d see a lot more of those corpses by the side of the road. Then again, it’s scientifically proven that most wild animals will go die in seclusion when they can.

Football has kinda spurned him, so he’s trying to be all chill, like “Yeah, I like football, but I can live without it. Unless you heard it still likes me, then Hell yeah! I’m ALL in!”

“Don’t disrespect the flag, but HEY, look at my flag design condom!” (As they drive away with American flags spattered with mud and road grime flying off the back of their truck or car.)

It reminds me of the way an Audi R8 has the front end of an A6, but the rear end of a supercar.