You can’t call it a ‘crack pipe’ based on a few outliers. If someone wanted a 500hp ‘Vette today, could they do better than this? I think that’s the question. (I’m just debating, not leaning one way or the other.)

Yes, but what did your anus do when you saw that sideways knob? Did it feel“fastidius”?

Sounds like the H-D version of “Would you like fries with that?”

Tesla is so much ying to Harley-Davidson’s yang. Can you think of more opposite company philosophies in similar industries?

Tough luck! Good luck working with it.

Sounds like a “What car should I buy?” submission.

Sorry to hear that. Knees are pretty awesome, but we don’t think about them until they’re giving us trouble. Thankfully, mine work most of the time, but I have a daily exercises to keep them there.

I didn’t want to laugh, but I did. Take your star.

Not everyone has to like the Porsche Cayenne to appreciate how important it is to the company. When Harley-Davidson is feeling daring, they release new apparel. 

640KB RAM should be enough for an on-board computer.

For some Jalops, T-tops > Convertible. Can we agree to let it slide that T-tops are at least equivalent?

“It being unmolested makes it SUPER SUPRA rare.”

The car gets a thumbs-up from me. The ad (and seller) gets a thumbs-down. 

Are you referring to those vehicles out there with big, black plastic, chrome paint accented, fake grilles, which have very little actual opening? I know we use grills to give our cars personality, but I’m not sure about this trend.

And what do you do with that occasional car repair? You’ve completely negated the ‘advantage’ of having a new care.

The closest I’ve seen to a “brown, manual wagon” in the past several years is a Mazda 3 hatchback. Even the Panamera doesn’t qualify.

Real life example: I had a 15 year old minivan in good condition which broke a transmission on a trip. When explaining this to a 45 year old PhD at a university, he told me, “You need to go buy a brand new one. With 0% financing, you can practically drive for free!”.

 Not to mention, workers are receiving 0-3% annual increases, while “Executives” are receiving 10-15% annual increases, and inflation is higher than the politicians will officially recognize. (Why does inflation not include the cost of food and automobiles? It’s not like one can easily survive without those in…

Because the banking industry is currently floating on lies and liars. Why is such an important industry allowed to sell the same thing more than once? Does any other industry allow that?

Especially when parked along-side a string of boring SUVs or uninspired sedans. Is it just me, or have the styling departments been mailing it in?