You need to bury it, first.

Yeah. Just ask the farmer whose uninsured car collection went up in flames in March.

You may be onto something. Offering this car in Asia, where this era of American muscle is uncommon just might work.

It’s a unicorn, and you only need one buyer. I couldn’t believe how psyched I got looking that that perfectly clean undercarriage, but I am not a rich fan of this car. With the right timing, someone will buy this at that price. They may not have the know-how, though.

I guess it’s a better investment than Beanie Babies. (Yes, someone tried that when the fad was in full swing.)

Wow! I forgot how many 80's styled autos had boring, rectangular running lights right next to rectangular headlamps. Sooo many...

I’ve never associated Delorean drivers with “doucheness”. They may not be driving enthusiasts, but they tend to be genuinely enthusiastic about their cars, and aren’t uppity about it.

I thought the fusion plant was in Monroe... (local joke).

Because Americans like to stomp on one pedal and GO! And they can’t be bothered to put down their coffees and phones while doing so.

Nah! They “intend” to do really cool things with their crossovers. In reality, they’ll never even try.

LeBaronJames is correct! You’re supposed to CP this because you hate the color, or your friend once had one that fell all to sh!t after buying it used from a coastal town after a hurricane. Only irrational, impulse votes are allowed here!

At least you can still drive it after current touchscreens all go dark.

When you take a beige Lincoln to a car show, you need more than a laminated sign to catch peoples’ interest.

He “owns” enough people to tie it for him.

As others have pointed-out, the gun would have been in the car, anyway. (Too bad there’s no “delete” option when editing a post.)

If they sell their cars the way they do in America, their 1993 models were sold in 1992. It’s like buying your bathing suits in January, because they clear them out of the stores by July. It doesn’t need to make practical sense. 

Why did I not know this exists? Time to go down the rabbit hole of the internet to learn more! (Thanks internet! I think....)

I’m not a fan of the C5, but that’s awesome!

A guy bought the adjacent rear property from me and broke all kinds of city codes while rennovating it. One thing he did was borrow a bulldozer from a buddy to completely change the grade of his property. Who’s going to mess with a neighbor who can randomly acquire accesse to a bulldozer???

Your story reminds me of the time I visited Seattle 14 years ago, and saw a rust-free, orignal, undamaged paint Ford Escort in from ca 1982. I couldn’t tear my eyes off of it, even though it was two tone brown and tan. It was ugly, but it was like a time capsule! (Much like yesterday’s Maverick.)