*Buys a $110k SUV*

The shifter reminds me of this:

yup. exactly what I experience racing motorcycles, (slow, when compared) cars, and in Ice Hockey as a goalie.

Oh wait... I think I messed up

You can’t spell FUN without F=µN

You don't drive with the top down during the day here unless it's winter. I went up Jebel Hafeet in summer and it was 50C at the foot of the mountain, still 46C at the top. (And that's not a kilt, it's a thobe.) I was very impressed with my Boxster though, kept the engine cool and the inside at 22C with me hammering…

your pun needs alignment

Lack of indentured/slave labour.

Oh sure, be all rational about it :/

It's all a conspiracy to never have the race lol

So no 918 vs La vs P1???!?!?!?

Movie Shifting - So every time you grab another gear, you instantly accelerate 20-30 mph.

While many may joke about the coming robot apocalypse/singularity/what have you, I look forward to the day that A.I. opponents in my video games are as skilled and adaptable as the real deal, allowing me to play my favorite video games long after the human community has left it behind.

What the fuck are wrong with catalytic convertors? Catalytic converters are modern miracles. They DRAMATICALLY reduce the harmful emissions from vehicles (by a huge amount...we're not talking a little thing here...a lot of people underestimate what they do), and do so in a way that is extremely power and fuel…

NOBODY PUTS MCLAREN F1 IN THE CORNER

Raph summed it up well once:

Thank you, Sir Snarkypants Snarklesworth.

Watch this thing be fast as hell, calling it now.

1. A robot must always drift when performing a U-turn.

I'll just leave this here...