If given the option between ketchup and nothing in which to dip chicken fingers, I’m Team Nothing.

At least you said sorry before being dumb. 

Here’s the thing... we started off friends. Yeah, yeah, since you’ve been gone...

Sorry, whenever someone says “Here’s the thing” to me, I instantly do that, especially if I lost interest in what they said after.

It doesn’t take much imagination to parrot a racist.

While this was a dumb blunder, i think Fox has great coverage compared to CBS or NBC. They start coverage on TV at 11am every day of the tournament, vs 2 or 3pm on other networks for the majors. Also they leverage technology at least 10 times as much as the other networks. There are certainly issues, but they show…

“I am Vilipolvius Frenz, from the Ruanada quadrant, leader of the Gracciponides. I have transformed my energy into a ball and approached your highest energy flow, emanating from what appears to be a a slow-moving but birdlike and willowy warrior. Now that I have made my way into your earthen vessel, may I speak to the…