I’m not going to blame the brand, because I can guarantee you this was the work of some little dipshit MAGA troll in advertising who did this and is probably having a real big fucking laugh over it with his 4chan buds right now. I mean, why is there even a fucking janitor there in the first place? It’s completely out…

Well, I know I feel safer here in this shining city on the hill, this beacon of freedom, this safe harbor for the wretched and yearning, this symbol that if you work hard you can achieve anything!