Streamer’s fatigue—in which you jump endlessly from one streaming app to another, trying to figure out what to watch—is real.

Not gonna lie, our 2007 Ford Focus just wont die.

Most banking apps now let you take a photo of the front & back of checks to e-deposit it. No need to visit a bank.

I think most banks’ apps allow you to submit a picture of the check to deposit it...

Time to go all Keith Moon on it.

Like irony.

Now I just need a bucket large enough to submerge my entire car.

I find your distain for Perry gripp appalling.  Who doesn’t want a breakfast burrito or live in a chicken nugget dreamland.  Or take a short walk when it raining tacos?!!!?

Don’t understand?

The real trick is to get a couple of lawn sprinkers (the discs/arc types work best IMO), daisy chain them together, place them under the car, turn on the water & adjust pressure as needed - less the better, wait 45 minutes.

I disabled my Facebook account years ago but only finally permanently deleted it just last year. The real turning point for me was that I was finally honest with myself and accepted the fact that going on Facebook really did make me feel inadequate about my life (aka accepted that I had FOMO). All the other things…

Already fixed

Fix the handlebars immediately!  Do NOT put this off.  

“The struggle itself towards the heights is enough to fill a man’s heart. One must imagine Sisyphus happy.”

A quick tip: If you click on the clock in the top right corner, you can pause and restructure all your routes without having any game time moving.