How could you forget Actraiser?

Not so much, except the handrail stops too early. My nightmare is to fall, then slide all the way down and into the traffic. Let me illustrate:

Ok, little problem though? The gloveprints WILL wear down or be damaged pretty quickly if you use your hands for anything, especially in the cold.

WTF?? Can you please include exact dates/times in your headlines and stories if you plan to become a news site? Your headline makes it seem like this literally just happened minutes ago, when those of us paying attention know it happened yesterday, and are praying it doesn’t happen again in a few minutes or days like…

Not sure if this has been commented on or not, but the fact that devices shipped from a factory with the malware on it, is a huge issue. I mean, this is like something right out of Mr. Robot.

i swear to god i am so high right now I think reading this article gave me a mini-stroke

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The animation at :50 is inaccurate! Fun Fact! Humans have a reflex to move away when they find they are standing in a shadow that is increasing in size. The animation shows some sort of “thinking” going on when what would happen would be an immediate reflex telling the the legs to MOVE and skip the whole “I wonder…

...other stars usually have their giant ass planets (i.e. their Jupiter) orbiting them at a much closer distance. This is really common in other systems!

Problem solved.

I told my dog he should be more aggressive. He has responded with a yawn.

Even the really dangerous ones like alcohol.

How does this article scan? We haven’t read it yet. Gizmodo writes good articles, so I’m optimistic. More importantly, it’s very good looking.

“you’re probably asking yourself, how does it sound? We haven’t put it through the paces yet.“

What?! wwwwhaaa... Again, WHAT?! Are you kidding me?

How the f*** was is “article” allowed to be published? It has no relevant information about the product besides the price.

Claiming “it’s very good looking” is completely…

Maybe it makes sense cause I heard from a reliable source that you can blindfold these people with dental floss?

I tried this yesterday — went for “Lawrence of Arabia” instead — and my phone’s free space went from 3.1g to 6g.

This will look amazing next to my Somabar that automatically makes cocktails for me! Cocktails and now juice! GOD I LOVE SILICON VALLEY GENIUSES! DISRUPT!

In all of human history, there has been ZERO evidence to support the existence of the supernatural. ‘Faith’ that so many pride themselves on is simply ones ability to ignore the above fact. There’s nothing noble in ones capacity for self-deception. This whole “my imaginary sky friend is better than your imaginary sky…

It would have helped if they’d been better actors. It’s a really fun idea though.

Fun fact: there are two time capsules buried in Flushing NY on the site of the 1939 and 1964 World’s Fair. They are sealed in glass, surrounded by heavy metal capsules at a depth of 50 feet; hopefully they won’t leak. They contain objects from everyday life, books, and common seeds; the seeds from 1939 may be the only…