Those people should try to get all of the stars in Super Mario Galaxy 2.  I may have aged 15 years in the 6 weeks it took me to pull that off.

“Is It Safe to Make Soup in a Truck Stop’s Toilet?”

Mario has died thousands of times.

...it’s not portable? The dock is pretty damn small and light and the AC adapter is no larger than, say, a laptop charger.

The level ones stay forever, like the three in the Deep Forest and the one up above it, up to the Flower Tower - yes, those aren’t up into the clouds, but they’re what made me think they’d all stay put.

when i found out someone made one for the gba I freaked out and bought 2 shells, also did the backlit mod

I’d like to argue that in fact, you cannot leave a pizza stone in your oven all the time.

I’d like to argue that in fact, you cannot leave a pizza stone in your oven all the time.

“musical bukkake film”

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In all of human history, there has been ZERO evidence to support the existence of the supernatural. ‘Faith’ that so many pride themselves on is simply ones ability to ignore the above fact. There’s nothing noble in ones capacity for self-deception. This whole “my imaginary sky friend is better than your imaginary sky…

Just got that Anker bluetooth speaker in today. I’m really happy with it. Like I can feel the wind moving around it when I get close and it’s playing. That’s pretty damn impressive.

Just got that Anker bluetooth speaker in today. I’m really happy with it. Like I can feel the wind moving around it…

Anecdotally, my college roommate’s girlfriend had Celiacs. I once made a sandwich on a plate, walked away with the sandwich but left the plate behind (I may have even put it back in the cupboard because, hey, college!). She came over a bit later, used the plate to make something and could not get out of bed for three…

Diatomaceous earth. Cheap, kills them dead. Spread that shit all over your house and wait, they will die.

I had a friend come over once and he brought bedbugs with him. Turns out his girlfriend moved into his apartment to escape the bedbugs in hers. She infested him, he came over and infested me.

I tried everything…