Anyway, nervous jokes and tomfoolery aside, here’s what this means.

There’s a classic quantum mechanics question, “How many electrons are there in the Universe?”

Don’t be sad! Just think of England as ‘the florida of europe’.

Always relevant whenever this subject comes up:

The original phrase is not entirely redundant. In fact, your correction is ambiguous and is the sort of phrasing used by liars trying to avoid qualifying a statement:

Doesn’t surprise me, I love spotify but they’re really shoddy at attributing sometimes. They still have a single released by Lewis Black (of the 1900’s jazz era) attributed to Lewis Black, Comedian

Anecdotally, my college roommate’s girlfriend had Celiacs. I once made a sandwich on a plate, walked away with the sandwich but left the plate behind (I may have even put it back in the cupboard because, hey, college!). She came over a bit later, used the plate to make something and could not get out of bed for three…

I love Kurzgesagt. They are well informed and careful with their facts. And the nerdly shoutout to all the evil science fiction companies, just gives me more reason to love them.

F*ck no! Cheap Android tablets suck balls. Why would you even want a piece of shit like that, when you can get a Windows 8.1 (you can upgrade to 10) tablet for the same amount of money? Just check out the Winbook tw700.

Diatomaceous earth. Cheap, kills them dead. Spread that shit all over your house and wait, they will die.

I had a friend come over once and he brought bedbugs with him. Turns out his girlfriend moved into his apartment to escape the bedbugs in hers. She infested him, he came over and infested me.

I tried everything…

For a moment there I thought Steve Jobs made it into the new Yelp icon.