You forgot the part where they take fistfuls of money straight to the bank.

I’M SO EXCITED I ALMOST SPILLED MY CRUNCHY GRANOLA ONTO MY WOOL SOCKS AND SANDALS WHERE MY LAB QUICKLY SCARFED IT DOWN.

Really? Seems like horrible accident-suicide to me.

Typical Deadspin. Nobody appreciates the gravity of this story. Least of all Perkins or Kennedy.

Alright, I have to nitpick as a track coach and personal trainer, because the ambiguous phrasing used in this article (and the one linked to regarding HIIT workouts) is what has given me numerous headaches when it comes to people failing to get quality HIIT workouts or, more often, injuring themselves:

“For example, int…

These people (who happen to be women) may be wrong, but that does not make them bitches, and saying they need to get laid is sexist, obnoxious, and indicative of your misogyny. Please try to be civil.