Hmmm that’s not quite true- in any deep water environment breast stroke is actually far more useful.

Are you really arguing the guy who won 8 gold medals in one Olympics is overrated?

Well, it would be actually kind of refreshing to find out a Warriors player knew how to grab something by the throat.

But the intentional walk doesn’t subvert the intention of the rule. The consequence is still there - there is now a batter on base. Hacking players specifically punishes and benefits the exact opposite teams that the rule was intended to benefit.

I hear what you’re saying, and generally I agree that it’s a hard to watch strategy that subverts the intended consequence of the rules, but that tends to be true in a lot of sports. In baseball the walk, which was intended as a punishment for pitchers who nibbled at the corners, is now routinely used to avoid tough…

Wow! This is good Kinja. You went high up in that tree and left the low hanging fruit for some other schlub.

Were you the guy standing behind me at the DMV today? Longest 10 minute wait of my life.

Look. I know it’s Bryce Harper and all, but this isn’t news. Everyone knows when you haven’t even had the chance to stroke a dong in a while, when you finally get one it’s gonna shoot the fuck outta there.

Baseball Jokes > Steroid Jokes

That dog probably takes more walks than any other dog in history.

HIGHLY overrated opinion of purported underrated comment.

He also has a habit of telling people “Not in my house”, yet he lets a LOT of people in his house. The dude is shady.

It’s okay, squirt. You’re a Yankees fan. Wait a couple of days and something good will happen to you.