There hasn't been a Dairy Queen in my town for decades. The closest one is about 45 minutes away. But last month, it was announced that they're opening one 5 minutes from my house. I was excited at first, but now I'm thinking 45 minutes would be a lot better for my waistline.

I have no comment.

It's actually R2. From his minstrel show days. You can't call it blackface if there's no face.

I only read the article hoping to see this: https://youtu.be/M1WemnsB98o

It was a little awkward in retrospect, but at the time, sitting in the theater, I wanted to stand up and cheer. It perfectly telegraphed what he was about to do to Ant-Man. And it was finally Spider-Man done the way I'd been hoping for since 2002.

When Indy climbs back into that truck, switches places with the guy, and proceeds to slam his head into the dash and the back of the cab a few times, check out the look on Harrison Ford's face. Furious rage. It's beautiful.

He'll have to move now. Full orchestras out in the street, leaving empty bottles of valve oil and broken reeds everywhere, lowering property values.

"Me thinks the politically correct Disney types completely missed the irony of this part of the story." I love that he tried to use a formal, Shakespearean word like 'methinks', but put a space in it and ends up sounding like a caveman. Which he would have sounded like anyway.

I always thought he said, "Printer's dead." He was crawling out from under her desk because he was checking on her broken printer. As a kid, I couldn't imagine what else he could be doing under there.

I did see it, and I realize the same problems I have with Ghostbusters exist in spades in The Force Awakens, but there are a whole host of other emotions wrapped up in Star Wars for me. Not the least of which was sitting in the theater on opening night between my dad, who took me to all the original trilogy movies,…

The trailers were dreadful. And despite word-of-mouth being better than I expected so far, I tend to not go to movies that don't look good to me. I'm weird that way. But I'll be the first to admit when I'm wrong. I'll see it on HBO or something next spring and find out.

Don't care. Not going. And women being the leads have nothing to do with it. It's just lazy. It's the action/sci-fi/comedy equivalent of the Friedberg/Seltzer 'comedies'. "Hey remember the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man? Here he is!!!"

I finished bingeing 6FU last weekend. There was an episode that opened with a guy backing out of the garage and leaning out of the car to grab the paper. He fell out, and the car backed over his head.
The character was a high-school buddy of Nate, and when Nate imagined conversations with him later, was played…

Rob Schneider's Daughter is a derp de derp, but when she derp derps with a ghostderper, she'll derpy derp derp derp!! She Ain't Afraid of No Derp.

Cars 2. Because Lassiter so thoroughly sold out.

Hey! I'm from Arkansas, and I…..can't really object to that.

Really? Not one mention of Ralph Waite laughing his damn fool head off when the girl falls at the beginning? https://youtu.be/XOW1rhZCTmg
Watch when it cuts back to Michael Rooker right after she falls. He is LAUGHING. Worked at a movie theater when this opened and we used to stand in the back of the theaters during…

I like to imagine it looked like when they shut down the Ghostbuster's containment unit. Except the escaping ghosts all looked like Vanity and Carmen Electra.

No, no, dear boy. Would that it 'TWERE so simple. Trippingly.

I'm going to push up my glasses here and say that one of the worst changes in the trilogy was to Empire. After Luke throws himself off the gantry, Vader is leaving Cloud City and originally says 'Bring My Shuttle'. Go find it and listen to it. His plan through the entire movie has just gone to shit and he sounds…