OKC and Paul agreeing to an unprecedented buyout and he signs with the Lakers for the vet minimum. 

Russell Westbrook must really be a horrible teammate if Paul George was so desperate to get away from him that THIS was an acceptable scenario.

They should hang it in their old building, right before they demolish it.

I did feel kinda bad at first.

No, thank you!

It’s a hell of a lot better than living in Arlington. 

Can you imagine? Dying in Arlington?

So the Knicks were idiots to sign all those other old, injured players, but they’re also idiots for not signing this old, injured player?

Is it dumb to sign a guy who just blew out his Achilles? 

Counterpoint: NBA money is all monopoly money anyways; not spending monopoly money on KD makes you the guy-in-the-monocle’s bitch.

The best part of this is that when KD blew out his Achilles, Dolan’s thought was “now I can play hardball and get him at a discount.”

To be fair, Julius Randle is widely considered the Kevin Durant of the Randle family.

Not surprising - he doesn’t believe in things that are round.

This is the one storyline I just don’t understand and personally I believe it’s just a ploy by kyrie or maybe the lakers. The two of them (James and Irving) have nothing else to win or prove together, I really believe their egos cannot coexist, and it makes no sense to me. I don’t think I’d even sign Kemba if I was…

“And besides, even if they don’t land Leonard, the Lakers now have enough money to pivot and give a max contract to J.R. Smith. Truly a win-win scenario.”

Thanks for that. I had kind of a rough day and needed a good genuine laugh. 

Man, I don’t see how they’re going to fill out the roster- oh my god is that Kobe’s music???

Was he playing guitar hero

+1 3/5

Except the part where Harden tries to burn down Paul’s house, that actually happened

You’re telling me those ads portraying Chris and James as the very best of friends who hang out all the time in a mid-century modern house with Oscar Nunez aren’t accurate?