Your mom jokes will never not be funny.

It’s not like they threw a flag and then picked it up without any explanation.

🎶DUI COLORADO🎶

That Dusty Dvoracek pick in 06' is still paying dividends.

Not sure either but I bet he had Aaron Hernandez ranked higher than Gronk on his draft board.

Update: I’ve moved on to critiquing his draft record.

I just spent an embarrassingly long amount of time tweeting his own mock drafts at him.

I see what you did there. This deserves more stars.

Is it still a+1 if it's your own foot?

Vegas local here...Fuck this is bad. Very bad.

+1 Triple Deke

Freedom isn’t free

You don’t have $10 do you?

I was just...you know reloading my weapon.

I don’t want no stinkin root beer!

Did you star your own post?

Seems like a win-win situation for everyone everyone involved.

Everyday is his birthday!

+1 newly single mom