I certainly hope, if there is a financial judgment in Papa’s favor here, the judge awards it niggardly.

I had a feeling that they weren’t going to run with this.

I’m guessing the ‘El Conquistador’ nickname isn’t going to stick in St Louis, is it?

LA’s never been a good place to be called King…

I doubt Kobe had anything to do with it. He hasn’t been anywhere near the paint in years. 

An NFL owner that does something [record scratch] good?

Peacefully protesting the anthem is far less detrimental to the Dolphins than starting Ryan Tannehill at QB every week.

Why are they so quick to defend owners over players? Doesn’t seem that complicated to me, it’s really a black-and-white situation.

Could the Raptors flip him?

Dammit this would have been an excellent and sad Tragically Hip song. RIP. 

+1 Rex Ryan special

I don’t see this guy changing at all, repeatedly putting your foot in your mouth has always been the Papa John’s experience.

Who needs a Kentucky Colonelcy when you can be an Admiral in the Space Force. 

Now THIS is how you apply for a job at the White House in 2018.

And now we wait for the white smoke to rise from the pizza oven, indicating the selection of the new Papa John

And as with any day that involves Papa Johns, the following morning is always worse.

The pizza dominoes quickly started to fall:

Salary caps are the worst. They turn us all into part-time accountants instead of sports fans. Which must really suck if you’re also a full-time accountant. 

Interested in the 5,128 gifs version of this post.

Hey jerk face, don't you DARE criticize Red Penis. He's a Hall of Famer and has spent more than 50 years in the Cardinals organization.