This has made me irrationally angry, and I don't even like ketchup all that much.

Can we stop calling it a leak and start calling it a disgusting violation of privacy?

"Craughing" - that's Brillent!

I have friends who got married on Labor Day weekend a few years back. Do you know what Labor Day weddings actually are? A way to make people spend even more of their free time on you. That was a Thursday night through Monday afternoon ordeal.

I hope I say this right because I have autism. If you were my son I would have enever shunned you. Being a parent might not always have you agreeing with your child but never, hurt your child express your differences but still convey how much you love them.

We don't have any conversations about it since the original conversation about five years ago when we first started dating. We didn't cover it again when we got married and the rules are the same:

Most of the ones I know of have some rules - no sleeping with anyone we know, or only oral, or you must use condoms, or no staying out all night.

I'd dump anyone who thought the only one who should have to follow rules in an open hetero relationship is the woman.

That contract takes all the open out of an open relationship.

This doesn't even seem like a very open relationship. I mean, what is allowed? Kissing? That's an awful lot of rules in exchange for just being able to kiss someone else, and in the end, it'd be a lot simpler to just have a closed relationship.

Open relationship?

Open relationship? No. This is the contract of *EDIT* possessiveness and jealousy.

Won't somebody please think of the rapists, and how this affects them?

you can wait for more evidence to believe his accusers, but, in the meantime, you don't have to disbelieve them or accuse them of lying. I hate that sexual assault investigations make so many dismiss the accusers out of hand.

" Beyonce is likely the finest living performer we have right now and she proved that again tonight."

I feel like I've made my contribution for the day...

I can agree that 7 is too old, but lots of kids walk and talk before they're one, and I don't think that means they're cut off, you know?

The cock story reminds me of when my uncle was a general manager at an Applebee's. He was doing his rounds, going to different tables and checking on customers. He then walks up to a table with two men and blurts out, "And how are you fucks doing this evening?" He had meant to say, "folks." One of the guys burst out…

There was a couple who used to come into my job and order the same steaks and they were never, ever, cooked to their liking. Ever. They always sent them back and always complained to a manager.
One day I was managing and a server told me that the "steak people" were here and that they wanted to talk to me. I went over…