Do they not realize that what they did was JUST AS BAD as what they're supposedly against? Threatening a woman with a nude photo leak and spewing misogyny is not the best way to protest nude leaks and misogyny, its actually just continuing the problem. What. The. Fuck.

Thank you! I was really confused. I thought she just spelled it wrong.

Glad I'm not the only one who has read millions of words of fanfic. I thought it was just the work of a poor writer, but this is so brilliant that I think it must be a deliberate parody: "...the Reverend Dumbledore came onto the Great Hall's stage; and dropped down to his knees; and raised his hands skyward; and…

"I must adjourn to the lavatory," I thought sagaciously as my stomach gently bellowed its distress, "for I fear the harrowing quality of the author's missive has upset my constitution and given me the vomiting diarrhea," I finished knowingly, my bowel sagely and brutally asserting its assent.

I, for one, am glad that she specified that he's wearing shoes on BOTH of his feet.

Okay but can we talk about Snape's chest hair?

I'm sure it will at least make you want to drink a lot of vodka so it's really win-win.

I thought Frances was more into mammals. Then again, this being Catholicism, there's probably a patron saint of reptiles. *checks Google* Ye Olde saints miscellany says it's Patrick.

Right?? THE ADVERBS! Another article on the topic contains these gems:

Can we start referring to GM employees as "Jezebel Hats" and "Deadspin Hats" et al? I kind of want to now.

Slytherins are Catholics? Who is their new founding member, Saint Patrick?

YER A JESUS, HARRY.

Speak for yourself. I got really, really into Shiva-worship after I played Final Fantasy that one time.

In the first few lines we learn that atheist women don't wear makeup, wear unattractive baggy pantsuits, and don't vacuum their rugs. Sadly, I think she is actually batting a 2 out of 3 in terms of this atheist woman.

Here's hoping, many years post-apocalypse or something, that someone finds a preserved set of the Harry Potter series and assumes it's non-fiction and Harry Potter becomes the deity of a new religion.

I would fucking CRUSADE for the Church of HP

"Women shouldn't not have careers because women are stupid!" Harry shouted indignantly. "Women are not stupid at all! Women should not have careers because women are nurturing and loving and their gifts serve them best in the home!"

Anyone want to come over and read this with me? I think a lot of vodka would probably make it hilarious?

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