Good thing my BMI is fine! (Look it up, mouth breather!)

Why would I want you to leave me alone? I love mocking Martin fanboy idiots and you fit the bill. You’re just a few comments behind because you’re probably connected via DSL or something because you’re a slow, slow, slow loser!

Here’s another “thing I can claim you guess” - You’re going to die alone!

Nice English! Try again, fanboy.

OK, fanboy. It’s so cute your hero is a morbidly obese hack that can’t meet a deadline. You have so much in common with him!

LMAO! Since I am a girl, you’ve just kinda shown your own insecurities there, champ! You’re precious!

Oh, you poor little basement dweller! I’m not typing “retorts” to you. I’m just mocking an idiot! It doesn’t rise to the level of a “retort” you fanboy loser.

I bet it’s hard for you to think on meth but it’s cute to pretend you can!

Well, everything’s relative and I’m confident nothing is more “lame” than a George Martin fanboy!

Why? Are you too dumb to understand it? I don’t feel the need to dumb myself down for a George Martin fanboy.

LMAO - I already told you how old I was, meth head. You’re really so damaged you can’t remember?

HAHAHAHAHAHA! So, you’re too dumb too use the Internet? Google “horror subset of fantasy” and learn something today!

Then you should have your nanny change your pants.

You’d be right to say whatever you say? Uh, yeah, I’m pretty sure you’d have to be right.

No, I’m nine. And the fact I’m running rings around you makes it obvious which of us is, in fact, truly “fucked in life”!

No, whining endlessly about a hack author is a tantrum.

Horror is a subset of fantasy. Things like vampires and demons don’t exist in real life, genius.

No, it’s what you are, not what I’ve got.

I’m sure his publisher is PROFITING from not having a product to sell.

Do you often throw tantrums like this when hack authors are derided on the Internet? Don’t worry, Martin will still be a lazy slob no matter what you do.