Bullshit. “The show moved faster than I anticipated . . .”

Why? You wouldn’t know if I did.

Nothing to be proud of, Nancy.

Sure, Nancy. Pull your pants up now.

Oddly, people that breathe through their mouths have lower VO2 rates. You’re dumb and scientifically retarded? Yep, you’re a George Martin fan!

I’m sure you say that to every anonymous person you speak to on the Internet.

Sorry, Nancy. What’s wrong with calling you Nancy?

Or, more likely, you’re a mouth breather that genuinely wanted more of the schlock.

OK, Nancy.

For a guy that claims he only watched the Thanksgiving episodes, you sure know a lot about it, sweetie.

It was only uncomfortable because he had to stifle the urge to scream “I fucking know, right! I’ve been wanting to say that forever!”

Maybe he’s the inspiration for the real-life Clayton Brigsby.

And, as such a fan of schlock like Friends, you know that it was the highest rated show on TV when it went off air, right? Why do you think that was the case, Professor?

You’d know, mouth breather. Did you watch every episode?

Just like Martin’s last two books!!!!

That’s why they sell for $24.95 a piece.

Given that the last two seasons are based on the books, you should just accept the whole thing sucks.

In your scenario, the song the bloodthirsty book purists are playing on the boom box is “Love Will Tear Us Apart”.

Bullshit. I bet if I told you I’d give you $1M if you wrote a novel by tax day you’d have one donee

From Martin’s 1/1/16 2:49 p.m. Blog entry: