“Sarah’s ready. Send in Kellyanne

🎶Look at me I’m Sandra Dee’s. Lousy with Caucasianery.🎶

What’s so crazy is that he grew that beard because he knows that he has no chin. But he also can’t grow a beard. Meth Michael Sera lookin ass

Those are actually post-lobotomy bandages.

Ladies, control thyselves.

people do this?!? wtf

Man, I just don’t get this thing. Who wants to touch a stranger’s hair? Gross and weird.

seems like idris could win every year. and i love the goldblum drop hah.

My favorite question of all time is “were you lying then, or are you lying now?” and Rep Lieu delivered it perfectly.

“he can no longer say he hasn’t heard about them”

Why does he need to apologize, what exactly did he do wrong? He was asked a question about Louis rumors that he hadn’t heard, so he gave his personal honest assessment about the Louis that he knew at the time. Does he need to apologize for believing that his friend was a good person? And why the hell does Ackerman…

He’ll be joining the police force within 5 years.

I take it you’ve never seen Bruno.

I really, really hope not. I’m still holding out for my Harris/Duckworth ticket.

“So, not fair. I guess as who I am, I’m not allowed to have a nervous breakdown, ever.”

He’s living proof that eventually you get the face you deserve.

It’s exactly what Wonder Woman would do.

That’s how they spell it in Alabama.

Yep, exactly. CK can not be compared to Weinstein.

There is a third option: