Not that I’d advocate throwing molotov cocktails through the windows, but I advocate throwing molotov cocktails through the windows.

She looks shockingly like the spawn of Tonya Harding

What is wrong with you? If you can’t have a conversation without carrying on like that you need to grow the fuck up. Anger issues here and you’re one of those people who shouldn’t hit kids.

White Jesus sure used a lot of Crest White Jesus Strips.

This man should die in prison. No way someone like that can be rehabilitated. May he burn in hell for all eternity.

I thought she was dressed up as Kris Jenner on any given day...

America is great at criminalizing being poor.

I don’t really feel bad for her, but I will feel bad for all the people who work for her who will be affected if the line tanks because of all of this.

White evangelicals don’t read the Bible. The longest thing this dude has ever read is the sentence “You must be 18 or older to enter this site.”

Sharon needs a big hot cup of shut the fuck up.

There’s that solidarity!

By the way, I love Chappelle’s Show and John Mayer is shit.

Pelosi shook hands with the devil. There’s usually a price associated with that, and it seems like these people know it. Compromise is a Democratic trait, however... when the other side approaches every negotiation with the intent to compromise on nothing and force hands... compromise simply is another word for…

For some kinds of help

They didn’t try very hard, because all cops are the enemy of the citizenry.

Let’s see: cold, white, melts under pressure ...

Surely that is the punchable face that all punchable faces aspire to be.

Her problem is, she still thinks like a rich white man.

“I don’t like towelheads.”