These videos need Yakety Sax.

There are so few creatures on Earth that can be utterly adorable while simultaneously giving you some vicious side-eye.

I’ll take “ ‘Apologies’ that actually make things one hundred times worse” for $200.

That’s what addiction does.

Dumb, moronic, idiotic, foolish, spurious, I can keep going. My favorite is one I recently learned Theodore Roosevelt used to describe William Howard Taft: “Puzzlewit”.

And out of that list, the Rock is the one that looks like an actual statesman. WHAT IS REALITY ANYMORE

‘Man cursed to keep his haircut in 6th grade for life’

On the one hand, meh. On the other hand, meh.

In other words: “KARDASHIAN 2020!”

“He was a human being with whom you disagreed. Thus, he deserved to die, or at least, you are happy he died. That is EXACTLY what is wrong today. You must be a wonderful member of a political party.”

Cosby supporters.

Well the root cause is that this guy is a piece of human garbage. You can’t stop people from being pieces of human garbage. The only thing that can change in this situation is the parent not putting the child near a piece of human garbage. She’s certainly not at complete fault for the child’s death, but she certainly…

Well, then she should have figured out how to get away from him while he was IN PRISON for assaulting her. I understand the psychology related to an abuse victim is complicated, but at some point rational thought needs to prevail and you need to do the right thing for your child.

I would bet $50 that this person has no idea that Kathy Griffin exists.

Seems like pretty poor police work.

Ambush hugs should be against the law. Personal space, people.

tag urself im bumgarner

But where was he radicalized?!

Very simple fact. Had Kevin Ward Jr. not exited his race car and walked down the racing surface, he would still be alive. Everything else in this case is irrelevant. If I pull my car over on the shoulder and get out, stepping in front of a semi, is it my fault or the semi driver’s fault?

Was “dickishbirdywhohatesfun” already taken or something?