Greatest tweet of all time.
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Yeah I was kinda into the article and thought it was an interesting dynamic until I saw a picture of the couple.
True. But people who say, “I like what I like and that’s all that I like” will frequently be surprised by the things they never knew they liked. People need to stop seeing dating preferences the same way as they see food preferences.
LOL. That’s fucking stupid, man.
*Women. You work in an office with mostly women, unless some of the aforementioned coworkers are in fact from other, non-human species.
Yeah they’re 40 NOW, you dumb shit. They weren’t 40 20 years ago. Can he not math?
Let’s not fall into an assessment of who is or isn’t rapeable. Damon’s frame for this is fucked up. We don’t have to use it.
I can think of easier money hustles than accusing someone of rape.
No person in the wealthiest country in the world deserves to work full time and still be in poverty.
I’m curious where you managed to put all 9 inches?
It's baffling. I try to live my life ethically. I'm by no means perfect, but my transgressions have been minor. Yet, because I'm an atheist, I'm damned and the likes of George W Bush and Newt Gingrich are okay despite the tremendous amounts of harm they've caused just because they are religious Christians. I really…
I’m laughing because this is sad and true. Relevant:
Aw phooey. I like twice a month best, too.
Oh man, that’s sad news, your series and Mall Makeovers are my favorite posts on Millihelen! You’re the one who finally got me to pull the trigger on beauty boxes and I love seeing your take on some of the same products I get. Not to mention the comments section on your articles is always full of awesome information…
That’s a shame. Maybe they will see how many people miss seeing these more regularly and will give you the go ahead for 2x a month again? :)
Seche Vite Dry Fast Topcoat, seriously
I served at Applebee’s for 5 years. The Oriental Chicken Salad was the most popular thing on the menu. Blue hairs would come in and order it for lunch every Friday afternoon like it was the best goddamn thing that ever happened to cuisine. It is the worst offender of the salad crimes: shredded cabbage, shredded…
I feel like I’m really missing something. I do not expect them to donate a kidney by any stretch. But I don’t understand why they don’t just give him the shoes now. Why is it conditional? And it’s just a pair of shoes. Why is a pair of insanely rich people giving a sick man a pair of expensive shoes something so…
This is very validating! I seriously wish they would have just done a normal, bitter divorce when we were 15. We would have rebelled in the usual ways, developed trust issues early on that we’d smooth out through therapy over time. Instead I get to feel all the dumb teenager feelings at the ripe old age of 30!