In life, it's generally a good rule of thumb to remember that it's actually RARELY about you.

Did you even read this? Nobody is asking you to apologize. This isn't about you. The fact that you managed to be offended by this piece is a testament to just how much you don't get it.

You have some work to do. If you think kindness is the limit of what is needed to stop mass death of Black teenagers, you have some work to do. If you think the primary meaning of this essay was that you should apologize for something, or was even about white people, you have some work to do. If you don't understand…

I am a good white person. ... And do you know what? I don't see a need to apologize for it.

Hi please don't ruin everything bagels for me though

As if this couldn't get any worse. Now I can't shake the image of him slurping on toes with his old man, everything bagel face.

I will forever be indebted to the comedian who started this whole fire storm. Nothing makes me happier to know that Hannibal Buress called out that "pull up your pants", respectability politics, pudding pop rapist as the piece of slime he is. I only pray the hits keep coming.

LOL on Catcher in the Rye.

All cocks are penises, but not all penises are cocks, IMO.

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That's the trouble with movies. You have to do a big, public romantic gesture in a movie, because the little things that make the biggest difference don't play well on the screen. When my husband getting up early when we're both hungover to run to the store so that when I wake up there's fried eggs and Gatorade…

We just celebrated our 30th. That's not the hard stuff up there. The hard stuff comes later when Bad Things happen that test your commitment to each other in ways you never expected. Health issues, job loss, family issues with parents and loved ones - those are the things that are truly hard and will test your…

Holy fuckity fuck! I used to live here. No Lie. This dude's name is Kurt, and he called his place "Kurt's Hostel" - he really thought he was helpful. I think he's like 62. At the time, he was charging $20 a night for a room with an inflatable bed, which you can't really beat. But I cooked for him sometimes, so I…

Oh, how I long for simpler Craigslist times when men would offer to clean your apartment for free as part of their sexual fetish.

this article just seems kinda mean. I wouldn't want to be compared to Malala either.

I don't always, but when I do, it's because the pooping muscles were ejecting the tampon anyway.

#thingsionlysayonline

True, however how many men's magazines have the overall theme of, "Hey, you kinda suck. Here's how to fix it." which seems to be the genre that all women's magazines fall into.

It's totally okay—I reacted emotionally, and confrontationally, so I understand the response. It is a personal flaw of mine, and one that I'm working on, but with some issues I have a tendency to come out with guns blazing. And I want to apologize to you directly for the rudeness of my post, it was not okay.

Homeless Al is going to be so happy to hear that.