Penis!

Jokes on you - that's not even close to the end and it gets MUCH harder after that.

my 9 year old daughter begs me to watch Star Trek: TNG and Steven Universe episodes with her, play Portal 2 and Super Mario 64 with her, and we read Calvin and Hobbes and Squirrel Girl comics together. i done good.

liking Star Wars doesn't make you a nerd. EVERY FUCKING BODY likes Star Wars, and always has. it's been the largest, most mainstream, successful movie and toy franchise the world has ever known. it's not some seedy niche, it's not obscure. nobody ever made you feel like an outcast for liking it. There are…

fuck you.

you're a fucking dipshit moron.

i've tried .. i just can't listen to that fuckface (anymore - i used to love kill the musicians). and yeah it is basically his personality that ruined it for me. i'm not trying to be rigidly militaristic and only consume art from artists whose political opinions are 100% in line with mine, but when a person is total…

it says you're a moron.

so, so, so, incorrect.

i remember really liking Surfer .. i wonder if it holds up. Minor Threat is my favorite band, but i'm not sure i could take basically 20 minutes of "silly" minor threat.

Super Mario 3D World was the best mario game in ages, too. it's a shame the Wii U didn't sell better.

Bad Religion was calling themselves "Folk Punk" around the time "Stranger than Fiction" came out. i guess i picture more like, early more acoustic-based Against Me! stuff when i think of that description.

Rancid throws in more reggae/ska influence but other than that i don't really see that much difference between them and Screeching Weasel .. (well, other than the fact Screaching Weasel fucking sucks). so yeah they are more varied and (subjectively) better, but it's still the same genre to me.

my favorite Rancid album is the self-titled one they put out in 2000. it is so frenetic and inexplicably sloppy and desperate, and Tim just sounds woozy through the whole thing — when i listen to it, i like to imagine they just crawled out of a very serious car accident and were told they will not be taken to the…

i mean you can call them just plain "punk" but that's not very specific - that could mean anything from Minor Threat to Devo to Good Charlotte and a thousand million things in between. if you want to get more specific at all, then under the ridiculously nebulous umbrella of things sometimes called punk rock,…

no, they are totally a pop-punk band and i don't mean that in a bad way. i like them. but they play very melodic standard-structure upbeat 4/4 punk rock, just like Green Day (again, not an insult). i don't know what else you'd call them.

personally i think punk rock at this point can only work if you're old as fuck. all the adolescent angst shit has been done about 5 billion times, what's the point of 4 more gangly kids yelling the same old bullshit? the world could use some punk rock albums about actually getting old. i wanna mosh to a dude…

the fact that they are halfway down but not making any progress implies that they boarded the escalator years ago at a younger age when they could descend at a slightly faster rate, and over the years as their bodies aged, their pace eventually reached equilibrium with the escalator. in a few more years, their pace…

hooray, the world's most overrated film franchise and the world's most overrated rock band, together at last!

oh i do, it's Exhibit A in the argument for being intolerant of stupidity and the dipshits who propagate it.