As someone who struggled with identical issues, I have to reiterate one thing WS Punk said — you will never seem (or feel) natural and warm until you start seeing attractive women not as instant potential mates, but as people who might be fun or interesting to know. You have to put the idea of hookup onto some…

(also, fucking donald trump is president)

the amount of money that the brain decides makes sense to spend on personal security ends up being not a fixed amount, but rather a function of your available resources. if you are fabulously wealthy, it actually at some point becomes rational to have some tiny fraction devoted to remote scenarios such as nuclear war.

the article mentions there were billions spent on fixing Y2k. that was money that had to be spent. i mean, the bug wasn't fake. it was just overblown by about 1000000x. in a way, that was a good thing — it's FUCKING RARE that defects, even known, foreseeable ones, get taken care of on a large scale before they…

i was in the computer industry at the time. i spent most of my time rolling my eyes and trying to tell people the absolute WORST that MIGHT happen is your paycheck arrives a couple days late.

take my ass seriously.

there's a scene in Star Trek VI: the Undiscovered Country where Colonel West (same actor that plays Odo on DS9) comes in to the president's office and presents him with a plan to rescue Kirk and McCoy (and likely start a war with the Kilngons), and the President is like funk dat noize.

there needs to be more awful rapping by white people in pastels.

i mean from our perspective it is probably the most reliable phenomena that we are capable of perceiving. how is it so many people express so much surprise about the progression of something as inherently punctual as time itself?

uh yeah probably not unless they are over 17. that's basically how time works.

STOP MAKING UP EXCUSES TO POST THE GPS COORDINATES OF WHERE WE LAST MADE LOVE. IT'S OVER, OKAY ?

haha this guy is great. his blase, resigned, weary hatred of the dancing baby really makes this video.

the beauty of this plan is when they don't sell, you can then make quotes in the media about how "people" don't want diversity, as way of justifying why your books are disproportionally dominated by white males.

it's possible it was in a trailer for the movie, or the tv-edited version of the movie. they often have scenes that don't appear in the theatrical version. see: the giant octopus in Goonies, for example.

This is what you fuckfaces get for complaint-bragging that you beat Shadow of the Colossus in 5 hours, or whatever. You completely miss the fucking point, blab about it for years, and now you have an entire industry cowtowing to your moronic criticism.

Nancy Cartwright was a man???

i drive a Tesla. I am going to take this as a sign I should walk up to 13 year olds and start talking in funny voices and giving them expectant looks, and just revel in their awkward discomfort.

it is more polite than saying "Dude! my father is constantly talking about how much better your show was 25 years ago!"

you bought and read the autobiography of the guy that played Jaws in a James Bond movie?

he says that to every mark, though, to get them to buy two.