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exactly. dude is being super polite and feigning being impressed. he's probably never even seen the Simpsons.

the buried lede in your post is that a 33 year old man somehow looks like a 13 year old kid.

why does Vader nod in approval and why are the stormtroopers clapping? was Lucas overcoming some kind of serious leg injury, or phobia of wheat fields perhaps? does he suffer from some kind of disability (other than his disability to write or direct human beings)?

i am suprised and entertained. :|

what it sounds like.

what it sounds like.

Cars was a premise that sounded enormously stupid, and ended up being okayyyyyyyyy, and getting a pass because younger kids loved the everliving shit out of it. Cars 2 was as bad as people thought Cars 1 would be.

and then it starts leaning hard on candy puns for some reason.

it's a great movie, period, and the game references are not integral to the plot or all that complicated. it's basically "oh, ha ha, there's Pac-Man!"

it's cute that you think there are things that aren't NSA surveillance devices.

(kids love this one)

*looks forlornly at mug of beer*
that about sums it up for me.

the only limit … is yourself!

nah, it's boring, too long, and most importantly doesn't fit with the rest of the movie.

wow, Chicago, that is an ignominious list.

i'm just glad Weyerbacher finally improved on their hilariously awful 2002-era Photoshop 5.0 bottle labels that they had at up until just a couple years ago. so many free fonts, so much bevel and emboss and outer glow. jesus christ.

Elroy, are you encouraging white people again?

the chocolate river in Wonka is one of the least chocolate looking things ever made in the history of mankind.

there's no middle ground, and no ground on the first half of your statement, either.

Nope. Early whispers about Phantom Menace were that it kinda sucked.