and he's got Joel Hodgson's voice!

haha yeah i have always called him greg graffin when watching it.

Remember to believe in magic! Or I'll kill you!

i mean we already know they're watching a bad movie. that's the point. that's like saying "the bad news bears were not a good baseball team. D-."

you are partially correct - Rifftrax did get the streaming rights for Birdemic and a couple other super low budget affairs. i think Sharknado was on another level, though.

the second half is, and it doesn't make a lot of sense without the first half.

Firefly is leaving :(

when my wife and i were newlyweds, we ordered a fancy drink that was supposed to be on fire when served. the waitress, who up to that point had seemed perfectly normal, brought the drinks and set them on our table somewhat sloppily, partially spilling the contents of both drinks more or less everywhere. she then lit…

was the Found Footage feature the thing with the annoying and too long intro that featured vomiting for no reason? i can't remember. that had some funny stuff but that part was ill-conceived.

how did she get blood all over her face but keep it out of her hair? impressive.

this guy did a great job on that show and i appreciate his creativity and energy but can i please not be subjected to his personality ever again?

6:05 is epic, even if on purpose.

some of them are really lousy. but god the French Canadian hockey commentator .. .that was the best one, although it HAD to be on purpose, right?

thanks for the totally irrelevant comment and failed attempt to apologize for misogyny. maybe next time come out with what you really want to say, instead of dancing around your anti-woman stances.

this is a pretty stupid concern.

absolutely. comment sections of mainstream articles about this are full of people whining about government funding, smears and attacks on the Childrens Television Workshop, and angry, ignorant "what's next, a trans kid??" type comments by people who simply can't stand the idea of being kind or compassionate in any…

i'd be more worried about the Count, although that's more likely OCD.

bull fucking shit. every aspect of contraception is also held to a cruel and stupid double standard by shitfucking conservative fuckfaces.

i doubt that.

my kid may or may not be on the spectrum, too soon to tell. but his kindergarten teacher called him "rain man" at his parent/teacher conference. didn't exactly give us a warm fuzzy feeling.