Steven understands he's talking to basically a dream version that is coming from his own mind. She can't tell him anything he doesn't already know.

happy ending: the editor was this guy:

for the record, see my post below, i've seen the scenario play out first hand. the older white male deletionist even posted pictures of himself when the back-and-forth started getting personal.

PS this story is clearly a first world problem.

back in 2007 or so, some friends of mine tried to start a wikipedia page for the term "first world problems", not as a joke, but as a legit explanation of the term complete with cited examples of its usage in respected journals and whatnot. it was marked for deletion by an editor. they argued with him for a while,…

no, it wasn't a movie for kids. it ended up being a movie so bad that only kids could like it, but no, it was not made for kids. at least, not any more than it was made for adults.

jar jar was stupid. the sith lord jar jar fan theory is stupid. bring him back is stupid. finishing his "arc" is stupid. this article is stupid.

i'm getting about 12-13 on that with two fingers alternating.

he uses two hands it looks like. i developed a two-handed method for cookie clicker that got similar results. (kill me)

he skipped 81,215.

uh they did and it succeeded. :(

i bought it once and i seriously could not force myself to drink more than a couple sips. it was like nasty syrup and there was some kind of instinctual revulsion to those orbs flowing past my lips. i nearly gagged.

i saw that! it was very funny. i was surprised, since i imagine most of their audience is way too young to have played the version they were referencing. it was clearly based on the version i played in the 80s.

i was intentionally leaving out rotten and stileproject and other ugly crap … also we're talking websites, not memes, imo. :)

i kiss you
hello my future girlfriend.
i can't stop thinking about ninjas!
zombo.com <— still there!
timecube
chewbacca ate my balls
dysfunctional family circus
B0N3D00D and pLaTeDeWd
Old Man Murray

Spuds Mackenzie is amazing, he can hit two toms and make them sound like a snare and bass drum.

my kids and I have played a lot of the WiiU — Mario Kart 8, Splatoon, Super Mario 3D World, Super Smash Bros, Super Mario Maker (my kids love Mario! what can I say??) —- and frankly, those are all fantastic games. In particular, Super Mario 3D World and Super Mario Maker deserve to be top-tier classics. I hope the…

Reminds me of a flight of the conordes bit. "We're really happy to be here tonite in…" *glances at note on back of guitar* "…America."

a generational cycle of domestic violence in the form of child abuse is likely a major contributor to this man being a piece of shit.

i don't know why you think it's meat eaters asking for a better veggie burger. we are too busy eating actual burgers. vegetarians are always telling me they don't want meat ever at all, but it's always vegetarian dishes that are trying to imitate meat products. you never ever see "imitation tofu made with real beef…